Dethklok was hot last night!!

I don’t know how much you know about Dethklok (as a cartoon band). I’ll break it down for you, per what I know (and with the help of Wikipedia.)

  • The band in the adult swim cartoon Metalocalypse
  • They enjoy a popularity level unheard of in reality, ranking just above Belgium as the twelfth largest economy on Earth. They are so popular that impressionable fans will often do anything their songs tell them, even if it means death, which is usually the case.
  • In addition to their uncanny ability to command worldwide attention and effortlessly persuade masses of people, the band members indirectly cause death and bad luck to those near them.
  • They also frequently summon natural disasters, severe weather phenomena, and paranormal anomalies through the live performance of their music. As a result of this, the band’s concerts are notoriously violent, often resulting in the physical injury and fatality of many or all of the crowd.
  • developed the animated series “Home Movies,” which also aired on the Cartoon Network and was based on Small’s life as an 8-year-old. (a great show, only slightly different than an extreme death metal band. 🙂 )

Here is a picture of the band…

Flash forward to yesterday. Dethklok is touring, and Mick scored tickets from some dude off of craigslist. They had been sold out for a while, and as little as I like metal, I like the show, and was curious as to how they would pull a performance off. Maybe make it a bit Gorillaz-ish with a screen and the band behind it? Needless to say I was looking forward to the show. We decided to forgo the opening bands, and left the house at 9ish to walk over to the Fillmore. Maybe a poster was in order? Sold out show at the Fillmore? We hoped this was the case.

What was the case was when we walked down Geary, and the streets were blocked off with police cars, and metal kids were flooding the intersection. Why are people leaving the show? This makes no sense….so we went closer and investigated. In typical Dethklok fashion, chaos had ensued. I guess the opening band’s transformer blew and the FILLMORE CAUGHT ON FIRE!!! In the almost 5 years I have lived here, and countless shows I have been to, nothing like this has happened before. Until now. The Fillmore will pull through by the way.  Here is some more information on

I found it to be amusing, ironic, and only slightly disappointing. I believe they are going to try to reschedule next week, which would be great, but I mean…really? Of all the shows, Dethklok is the headliner that has the Fillmore catch on fire? Wasn’t even their equipment! The opening band only got through 3 songs. I heard rumor of some guy being hauled out on a stretcher too. Awesome.

The best thing I saw all night though, aside from all the metal kids trying too hard and the Adult Swim fans wearing their Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, etc t-shirts, was this guy. Talk about a Pickle fan. Said he had needles in his head keeping the latex on. That’s so metal. I will steal this quote that Mick said last night. “Its the most metal show I never saw.”

8 responses to “Dethklok was hot last night!!

  1. Just about your best post ever…..

    How did the pics of the front of the bups come out?

  2. amazing and truly fitting.

  3. Rumor has it that Dr. Roxo was playing the Boom Boom Room later that night.

  4. of course….we figured SOMEONE would play the boom boom room…hopefully the metal kids stuck around.

  5. sorry fillmore but that is what you get when dethklok comes. thx for taking the hit

  6. Rescheduled for this Monday…

  7. fromheretoeternity

    lol I thought Dr. Rockso cleaned his life up…Guess not

  8. can’t wait to read about how the show REALLY went down..

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