You ever play MASH as a kid? I used to love that game. I had to be the one to draw the spiral to determine the magic number. Sometimes I cheated so I wouldn’t end up with all crap. I always ended up with some awesomely awful life. You are married to MC Hammer, live in a shack in Beverly Hills, drive a lime green limo, and have 98 kids. There was always at least one zinger in each category.
We got bored with MASH after a while and created SHIT.
MASH = Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House
SHIT = Shack, House, Igloo, Tent/Teepee
Things got a little more outlandish when you were possibly living in a tent/teepee with 98 kids. Or when your igloo ended up in Australia.
I was directed to this site today. You can play MASH online. During one of my breaks today, I gave it a spin. Filled out all the spaces, added some terrible answers because its not fun if you aren’t being risky…I even added Screech as one of my crushes.
Its a little off my normal life, but the fact that I didn’t end up with Ryan Renolds, and got Mick…that makes me happy. Im not driving a smart car or a limo, but a Nissan Sentra. Granted its red, and not my tan one, but still. A shack in a small town in Italy? Awesome. Hopefully its on the beach. A photo journalist? Do I get to travel, write and take pictures of foreign places? Solid. Our 5 kids will be cultured.
I was pretty pleased with my results. Sounds like a good life. A life that isn’t that unreasonable. Give it a shot. Let me know what you come up with.
My results after the cut.